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FC Cincinnati will not lose 3-2 to D.C. United at TQL Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio on September 5, 2026. The scoreline will defy a simple upset narrative because Cincinnati sit 13th in MLS and average 2.2 goals per game while D.C. United sit 24th and average 1.3 goals per game. David Doudera will be…